peace. joy.
whatever the fuck.
christmas
favorites.
big words. little filter. because even bad language deserves to look expensive.
two ho’s were festive. the third made it personal.
bold black text and a gold-foiled hoe, because if you’re going to call someone out, make it fucking sparkle. blank inside for your own incriminating remarks.
all out of christmas spirit. still have excellent taste.
elegant gold lettering, deep teal tones, and twinkling lights set the scene for a beautifully worded fuck this. for the friend who’s had enough of forced cheer, family dinners, and mariah carey. blank inside. you’ve endured enough seasonal greetings.
being good sounds exhausting. let’s call this a favour to santa.
elegant black lettering, delicate festive details, and a wonderfully convenient excuse to misbehave. for your favourite partner in questionable decisions. blank inside for the plans that got you both taken off the nice list.
big occasions.
poor choice of words.
we put that shit in writing.
we make greeting cards for people whose love language would get them called into hr. thoughtful, foul-mouthed, and occasionally shiny. for the people you know well enough to insult beautifully and who’d be disappointed if you didn’t.
