a lot like fuck this

$7.50

the lights are tangled. the baubles are broken. the joy is on backorder.

a thoroughly over-it santa in a green armchair, surrounded by the decorations that finally broke him. for the friend holding christmas together with tape, wine, and increasingly creative swearing. blank inside for a festive rant. they’ve earned it.

the lights are tangled. the baubles are broken. the joy is on backorder.

a thoroughly over-it santa in a green armchair, surrounded by the decorations that finally broke him. for the friend holding christmas together with tape, wine, and increasingly creative swearing. blank inside for a festive rant. they’ve earned it.