you’re a cunt. i mean, happy birthday.

$7.50

sorry. that was supposed to stay in the group chat.

fancy lettering, party balloons, and a birthday greeting that briefly forgot its manners. choose soft pastels or dramatic black and gold. same affection. same cunt. different décor. blank inside in case you’d like to explain why you’re still friends.

pick your presentation:

light & lovely. still a cunt.

dark & dramatic. still a cunt.

sorry. that was supposed to stay in the group chat.

fancy lettering, party balloons, and a birthday greeting that briefly forgot its manners. choose soft pastels or dramatic black and gold. same affection. same cunt. different décor. blank inside in case you’d like to explain why you’re still friends.